It hurts so bad to write this. I am literally using my left hand to force my right index finger to type, my eyes are bleeding, and I’ll probably run to the bathroom to vomit as soon as I publish this. I HATE taking unders. Rooting for an under is like rooting for communism. Everyone who knows me knows that I am a “life is too short to bet the under” guy, but I’m also a “bet with your head, not your heart” guy who’s trying to eventually turn the small bank account I have into billions of dollars. That being said, every hockey game tonight has the under set at 5 besides the Pens/CBJ game which is at 5.5. The lines for the unders are -140, -130, -125 and -115 respectively. The grand salami is set at 20.5 and the line is at -115. Last time I checked, 5 + 5 + 5 + 5.5 = 20.5. That math checks out. But the math between the lines of the game unders and the salami under simply does not. Once again, Vegas is preying on the public. The idiots like me who take the over 99.99999999% of the time no matter what their tiny brain is telling them. Well not this time, buddy. I’m taking under 20.5 straight to the bank, and suggest everyone ride with me if they want to get rich.

Let’s rip.

 

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