Damn. It feels great to be back. Now lets talk some god damn BASEBALL.

First game preview since being back, I’m liking the tribe to take a win tonight against the Athletics and I’d be more than happy to tell you why. The man’s name is Carlos Carrasco. “Whose mans is this?” You may be asking yourself, and I’ll tell you right now, he’s our MANS. But honestly, if you haven’t heard about him yet, where the FUCK have YOU been. You’re gonna Fort Minor “Remember the Name” after tonight because we’re gonna ride him straight to the bank and make a HEFTY deposit. And if you don’t get that music reference, you’re really rustling my jimmies. Do yourself a favor and listen to one of the most motivating songs ever created.

Tonights matchup puts our mans Carrasco against the Athletics Sonny Gray. Carrasco is currently 7-1 on the road with a 2.38 ERA, while Gray is 3-2 at home with a 3.49 ERA. This is also a night game where Carrasco DOMINATES with an 8-1 record and a 3.39 ERA compared to Gray’s 1-4 record with a 5.49 ERA. Now, Sonny Gray is nothing to turn a blind eye to, but it’s his offense which plays a big factor and leads me to this decision. Against Carrasco the A’s are batting a measly .192 *fart noise*, and that’s in addition to, their offense ranking 23rd in runs and 29th in hits on the season. SAD!!!

So bust out your god damn Indian headdress and get the face paint ready cause tonight is all about THE TRIBE. History may be against us, Indians are probably 0 for an eternity when it comes to every battle they were a part of, but that just means they’re due for a win… right?

Pick: Indians -142 2u

Image taken from: https://www.letsgotribe.com/2015/7/31/9078135/cubs-trade-rumors-carlos-carrasco-cleveland-indians