IM FUCKING BACK

Not only is it Saturday, but it’s SALE Saturday. The phenom has been stellar all season long and you can bet your ass I’m laying my hog on this one. Yes, the Yankees have a solid line up, Aaron Judge hits 500 ft. home runs, and CC Sabathia has thrown 14 scoreless innings against the Red Sox; but lets be serious, you think this fat, alocholic, arthritic knee fuck is going to shut down the Red Sox again? HA it’s just not happening here folks. Red Sox 8-2 in their last 10, riding a 3 game winning streak, with Chris Sale (6-1 2.82 ERA at home) vs. Sabathia (0-2 8.00 ERA 9IP in August). This pig will get pulled by the fourth and hopefully retire after today. CC is practically going out there like a wounded lamb surrounded by pack of hyenas with his arthritic right knee. In addition, Chris Sale is a vet/stud and he knows how to pitch to this young Yankees team. The Yankees explode on pitchers who do not know how to control the game and keep the ball in the ballpark. Chris Sale will do this with ease today. So come Sale away with ViaLocks and the Seeking Cover crew.

Recommended Play: Red Sox RL -125

 

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